Life Will Kill You is the pilot episode of 1000 Ways To Die. it aired on Spike TV on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11pm.
|Airdate||May 14, 2008|
Life Will Kill You
Semi-Cide -#208 A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals.
Constriction Accident -#422 A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.
Fang Banged -A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
Lesbocution A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to swear off men forever and goes home to have sex with her best female friend to celebrate her coming out as a lesbian. During the walk home, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it; when she touches the metal light pole next to the puddle, she is electrocuted.
Love Bugged -A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Electing to ride out the symptoms of his latrodectism, he suffers a fatal heart attack, knocking over his reptile tanks. The released animals then feed on his corpse for two weeks before it is found by police.
Tumble Die -A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes.