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July 4, 2004


Orangeville, MI

What Happened[]

Jimmy Millican, once a promising research chemist, has spent five years making drugs. His only form of nutrition was a six-day old piece of gum, which was dipped in citric acid in order to keep it fresh. However, next to the acid was a bowl of red phosphorus. He accidentally dipped his gum in the wrong bowl, and when he bit down on the gum, he created enough force to ignite the phosphorus. His jaw was blown off of its hinges, and his cerebral cortex suffered from a hemmorhage.


  • This death is ranked #444.
  • Dr. Brian Wilbur (Emergency Room Doctor) was the only person to talk about the death in this segmant.