Once upon a time two redneck brothers went out to a deserted area where no copper could be seen to play with some guns and get drunk off their asses. Eventually the elder redneck decided in his drunk off his ass state to surprise Bobby Joe by shooting at him with his gun. But Bobby Joe was more sober than he looked so he dodged it then as he went to take cover he tripped and fell on a rattlesnake and the snake bit him in a vein close to his heart in defense and of course the venom killed him. The end.
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