How it happened
A man is cooking for a woman a type of salad. They decide to eat some snails raw. The couple end up with severe headaches, and nausea. In addition a type of parasite rests in their brain. The man says "Oh by the way I'm gay. Pretty much the only reason I hooked up with you is because you have the chest of a twelve year old boy. The woman is offended and says "I hate you." before they die.